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Derkozliev

The act of having sex and having a heart-attack three strokes in.
I got a $50 prostitute last night, and I pulled a derkozliev, so i didn't have to pay
by luke:) May 4, 2025
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Derk

The action of fingering one's poocunthole
"Last night, I stumbled across a picture of a woman in a bikini, so I started to derk uncontrollably to the moon!"
by tu at January 30, 2026
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Doekia

An overwatch teammate who usually is a burden on the team and blames it on you. they also beg for money very often.
This Doekia guy wont shut up about these 5 dollars!
by Quinn.g February 18, 2026
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DORK

(n) : A "dude"/ a rare much cooler up scaled version of a man child/ the rarest type of the manchild species. The Dorks native language is sarcasm but is fluent in bullshit as well.They have soul stealing smiles and sprinkle their awesomeness around like glitter while leaving muddy boot prints everywhere.Their natural habitats are mud, bird pits, and bird houses.Theyre natural scatterers and scatter their shit everywhere.They're not pilllow sharers and their batteries are never above 10% . They're knights in camouflaged armor with the ability to cause anyone one around them to break out in ridiculously huge smiles with bouts of uncontrollable laughter or high levels of frustration and long painful head shaking episodes.They filled with passion and are all about the the little things with ability to passionately turn simple little things into big complicated things./ (dork) /"DORK"
" He left muddy boot prints all over the carpet when he got home....but he brought me flowers...he's such a Dork!!!!
by DorketteCtown March 7, 2026
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Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.
"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"
by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025
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Doorknocker

Mormons.
Commonly referred to as such because of their practice of going door knocking.
"who's that at the door?" "Just a pair of doorknockers."
by SilverDante May 19, 2025
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Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all
"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"
by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025
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