luke:)'s definitions

Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Derkozliev

The act of having sex and having a heart-attack three strokes in.

I got a $50 prostitute last night, and I pulled a derkozliev, so i didn't have to pay

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Batty Bratty

The act of purposely throwing up during an exam because you're so clueless

I haven't revised for this exam bro, I might need to pull a Batty Bratty.

by luke:) May 4, 2025