One-deck

To have one deck. Or to have One-Deck? that is the question...Well to have have One-Deck is to sleep with one of my so-called friends, and to be male

I'm gay. I've had One-Deck!!!!

by big gay al June 17, 2003

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

by Pickels bff September 25, 2011

dock rock

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.

Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!

by wildmilechamp September 3, 2006

Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)

"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!

by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010

Cock Dock

A place with a penis wielding person can insert their penis into.

Ex: "Dude! That chick is a national cock dock. I wouldn't do it."

Ex: Girl "CAMERON! My mouth is not a cock dock!"

Boy "But Taylor..."

Girl "No!! Not a cock dock."

by Radadadadadadadadada July 27, 2010

Dock'ed

It is a slang word for the famous swear-word Dickhead It is used by most Gangsta people...and of course the famous species 'chav'. Dock'ed has the same meaning as the word dickhead.

Woahhhh, i'm gunna bang you out Dock'ed!

by Emma/Smemma September 20, 2005