d-bag

the douche-like version of the word douchebag.

the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.

"omg that guy is such a d-bag"
"dude you are a douchbag just for saying the word 'd-bag'

by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009

d'bears

Someone who has his/her microphone on while playing a game and is saying stupid stuff or arguing with their moms. Could also be someone who sucks at taking directions

Ben: Mom, I don't want a job, I am rank 54 on COD6.
Mom: No son of mine is going to be this lazy, get off the game and get a job, your being a d'bears.

by gooseway February 17, 2010

D-bagulosis

The sickness of being a douche bag. The only treatment for a girl or a queer is getting a T-bagulosis

Girl: John my boyfriend stood me up.

John: Yeah he was sick.
Girl: With what??!
John: D-bagulosis!

by THAT_ONE_THING July 28, 2010

d-bagapalooza

Social environment filled with douchebag personalities.

"Gurl, I thought ya'll were going to that party?"
"We did, but bounced because it was a total d-bagapalooza."

Or for an online social network profile:

"Totally get this is bumpuglies.com, and not a Baptist revival--so I'm not expecting miracles--but I know it's not all a d-bagapalooza."

by Bobby Whispers March 17, 2010

D-buddies

A term used in roller hockey when describing the two defensive partners.

Eric and Will are D-buddies.

by Tigerblood Coach July 15, 2011

D-bagasaurus

a big, ancient, small-handed douchebag.

" he's a d-bag, but at least he not a d-bagasaurus.. "

by The New August 23, 2012

d-baggin' it

Verb; the act of being a genuine and extremely stereotypical douchebag.

Those guys walking down the street, with their pants falling off and their hats on wrong that speak poorly are definitely d-baggin' it.

by Morbid M October 2, 2012