D-bagulosis Share definition Flag The sickness of being a douche bag. The only treatment for a girl or a queer is getting a T-bagulosis Girl: John my boyfriend stood me up.John: Yeah he was sick. Girl: With what??! John: D-bagulosis! D-bagulosis by THAT_ONE_THING July 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the D-bagulosis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch