College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021

Callen

Callens always have HUGE dicks, large cocks.

Emily: You talk to that whore callen?

Mary: Yeah, he has a huge dick.

by P1geon March 20, 2022

Colleen Hovering

To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.

We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.

We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.

by XxWalnutChickenxX December 19, 2022

College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023

Colleen

You will LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH! She is rocking the brown hair, the red lipstick, and the ukulele! Also by the way, She is NOT a groomer, she's just a loser! Haha!

Casper: Yo yo yo dude, have you seen that Colleen girl's new video!
Xerxes: Yeah, That "Toxic Gossip Train" song is totally rad!

by emmyandlola August 1, 2023

queer collector

a collector of fine gays, unlike a hag who is indiscriminate

she's quite the queer collector. it's not easy to get into her circle of gays.

by callitlikeiseeitgurl November 17, 2013

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014