The Caitlin Clark

When you’re hitting it from behind and you blast so hard after you pull out , it hits the girl on the back of her head. Like from down town, like from half court.

This girl was backing it up on me I pulled out with the Caitlin Clark

by Travgary March 8, 2024

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Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech

Umbrella terms for any technology so advanced that its operation is completely indistinguishable from magic to a lower-level intelligence (as per Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law). This isn't a specific tier, but a descriptor for anything from S1 upwards that appears as incomprehensible, physics-defying miracle-working to baseline humans. It often involves principles beyond current scientific understanding, like extra-dimensional engineering or acausal logic.

Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech Example: A hand-held device that creates any object you imagine ex nihilo, a portal that opens to any location in spacetime, or a prayer that is consistently answered by what seems like divine intervention from a hidden intelligence—all would be perceived as Clarketech by those who don't understand the (immensely advanced) science behind it.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

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