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A clandit is like a frenemy but is related to you.

Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.

A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.

2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.

2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
clandit by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007

Cleaning the Rifle 

George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.
Cleaning the Rifle by Snowy Halo December 30, 2014

regional cleansing 

The business process of terminating an entire geographic location. Sometimes done to move people to corporate headquarters, of as part of a bigger plan to outsource jobs, or a cost savings plan to move jobs to a cheaper region (e.g. India).
The first thing Jeremy did after joining the company, was to perform "regional cleansing" of the Redmond, Washington development group. Jeremy showed up Monday and told everyone that their jobs were being eliminated. They had one month to look for new jobs in other corporate locations.
regional cleansing by Judi Uttal October 1, 2005

economic cleansing 

The methods used by government or those in power to make those pesky poorer people get up and move from the geographic place they live. It could be higher property assessments, highways through poor neighborhoods, higher costs for food, shelter, and even water. If poor people can't live in a certain area then economic cleansing has occurred. It is often subtle and no one ever admits to doing it. It is the final market solution to poverty in any growth oriented prosperous community.market forces ethnic cleansing gentrification progress
The city of Leander engaged in economic cleansing when it raised city water rates so high that poor residents couldn't afford the water bill. The Health Dept. said they can't live in a trailer, where they lived for 30 years, without their city water hookup. They must move. They have been economically cleansed by the city council.
economic cleansing by Caveman Z October 7, 2008

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner 

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey
-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

OUUG Clan 

A group of big dick Fortnite players who will solo squad win every time with 20+ kills. All white, ofcourse.
Wow, OUUG clan is so fucking sexy I want to be like them