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A clandit is like a frenemy but is related to you.

Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.

A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.

2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.

2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
clandit by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007
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CANDITUDE 

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.
MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'
CANDITUDE by joe palooka October 29, 2012
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Titties made of the candy of your choosing. They don't melt away when you lick them and they look like normal boobs
My girlfriends candits are chocolate flavored.

I could use some sweet cotton candy candits.
Candits by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

cranditos 

flying white bitches eating pokémon pizza
Be careful, I heard next month there’s supposed to be an ambush of Cranditos entering Town!
cranditos by danitheman January 12, 2023
Oi candite
Candite by K.L.M.A March 18, 2021

clannite 

One who is, or belongs to a clan.
Root- Clan
Kyle is not a "clannite", he is anti-clan
clannite by Tarrae June 15, 2003

Canditually 

A person's taste pallet that differs from your own in a major way when it involves candy or any type of sweet.
Wow you have a more canditually taste in candy then I do!
Canditually by THE WORD PERSON October 30, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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