Christian

A really big cyberpunk

"That Christian is being really mean ".

by Wildguy February 13, 2017

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017

christian kiss

A kiss directly on the asshole

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian

by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017

Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent

"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"

by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017

Christian

Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone

Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him

by XyomamaX July 24, 2018

Christian Moron

The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.

"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron

by Abetterworld September 4, 2018