sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 25, 2020
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christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
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Trump Christian

Puesdo Christian who only use bible verses that support their feelings. They only like white people.
Trump Christians do not u understand the big picture of the Bible.
by Wordsrimportant October 21, 2019
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christian liosi

if you’re a christian liosi, you are swag af. slay swaggy queen. slay the day away. make sure you please those soldiers!!!! soldiers wouldn’t be very pleased if you didn’t. you scallywiggle. bizzydumizzlizzyglizzy. in 1796
look over there, it’s christian liosi
by bird321 January 17, 2023
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unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.
At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
by @sexiestquintus February 16, 2018
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occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
by Butt Hertz September 07, 2017
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Christian Santiago

Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
Christian Santiago is sexy
Yea ik
by WxkeChris January 29, 2022
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