christian remix

A normal song that is reworded with Christian content.

Did you hear that awesome Christian Remix by the Holy Hits on the Internet?

by Christian Remix April 13, 2015

pull-a-christian

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014

christian godino

christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹

christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music

by xansel July 17, 2022

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

Fortnite Christian

When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it

Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else

by Deo demon February 3, 2022