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Sailor Cherry

Small latino man (with or without moustache) in 50's pin-up attire. Sometimes likes to aspire to do modelling or tell potential suitors that he is a model.

Sailor Cherrys (such is the plural) are never over 5ft in height and often have Jabba-the-Hut esque facial characteristics.

A good example of a Sailor Cherry in the media would be the small character 'Rinky Tink' (often mislabelled online as 'Tattoo') from the 1970's US television show 'Fantasy Island'.

Sailor Cherrys are often happy in demeanour until their ruse is uncovered and their actual gender is revealed, at which point they become incredibly fierce... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A Sailor Cherry's natural habitat would be any bar or beach where throwback, rockabilly losers hangout and dance to Wanda Jackson records or Johnny Cash. Should any of these people discover that other types of music and other artists existed in the 50's it causes upset and confusion, but not to Sailor Cherrys. They listen to Amy Winehouse, happily bobbing their head... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A most startling characteristic of the Sailor Cherry is their protective nature toward any food preparation area they deem to be their own.
There are many reports from Southern California of Sailor Cherrys baring their teeth and screaming a string of incomprehensible language in a high-pitched, banshee like wail before attacking. The common feature among these incidents has been the presence of one or more other person than the Sailor Cherry entering her kitchen... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's 'Fantasy Island'
"Oh God, nobody look. Here's comes Sailor Cherry! Nobody talk to shim!"

"Hi Sailor Cherry! I just thought I'd drop into your kitchen for..."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAJAWANACAMINMAKISHENFAYOSNAFABISH?!"

"Sailor Cherry's drunk again, he's trying to sleep with a coyote."

"Oh no, Sailor Cherry's put lipstick on. It must be mating season."

"The plane boss! The plane!"
by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008
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Popping a cherry

To finger a girl's vagina until she bleeds
Josh: Yo bro, why is Becky absent today??
Kyle: I heard Chad was popping a cherry with her in the girl's bathroom and she had to go home!
Josh: Damn it be like that sometimes..
by justaboredguyonurbandictionary January 26, 2020
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Cherry Punch Bowl

When you tie your partner down and then you punch said partner in the mouth. At which point you urinate in your partners mouth. The blood from their mouth mixed urine resembles watered down cherry punch.
John, what happened to your lip?
Last night, Stephanie and I got pretty wild. She tied me down. Then she gave me a cherry punch bowl.
by Ancient Lyracus October 2, 2010
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cyber cherry

When a person first loses their cyber viginity their experienced online lover or partner is said to of gotten their "cyber cherry".
by sand000 April 29, 2006
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chocolate covered cherry

When your girlfriend is on the rag and on the toilet. You only have one bathroom and you have to drop a deuce really bad. You pop a squat on her lap and do your business anyway. What a blessing this life is!
Just try it! I promise it will be really fun. My girlfriend loves kinky stuff like that. It will make good fun on potty time. Chocolate covered cherry are delicious.
by this is ridiculous November 23, 2007
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cherry picker

The boom and bucket on a truck or van, designed to reach trees, phone lines, power lines, etc...
Jerry was up in the cherry picker while Dan set out the cones.
by Kristina5979 May 6, 2008
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Cherry Montclair

Cherry Montclair is that bangin bitch stealing perky nana bars from the 7-11 to trade for crack at her boyfriends later.

Heroin chic got nothin' on Cherry dolls LA Stripper vibe, her entire life being a bad fashion moment that for some reason turns you on.

Usually seen in crack dens sitting on the knee of the biggest daddy in the room, think Mickey Rourke on a bad day in cut-off denim shorts and wife-beater, in 40 degree heat and ten days since his last rendezvous with a razor.

Cherry loves frills, shine, gloss and candy floss.

Partial to a slight gag and an angelic tear in the bedroom, Cherry doesn't understand boys, so she hangs out with her Daddy and shoplifts g-bangers at Target.
Hey I heard Cherry Montclair fucked your boyfriend. You must be pissed, that's like the third one of your boyfriends in a row now, do you think maybe she's trying to piss you off?
by Mz. Itz April 17, 2011
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