When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
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She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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cheets
• cheetsss
• cheese
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• Cheese-grater
• cheers
• cheese stick
• cheese pizza
• cheese it
Noun
Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
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by ST3VI3 RICHI3 March 25, 2019
Get the sv_cheats mug.Brad: "Guys, i just wanna say i love you all, you're all my brothers. So tonight, the first weekend of this fall semester, i want EVERYONE to help a brother out in need to getting laid. So i declare a toast! A toast, to Freshmen Cheeks."
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"
*Everyone shotguns their nattys*
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"
*Everyone shotguns their nattys*
by Eric02 August 6, 2019
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“What the fuck are you saying?”
“Gunning cheeks bro, clappin her cheekies so fast I’m like a bullet”
“Why don’t you gun my cheeks anymore :(“
“What the fuck are you saying?”
“Gunning cheeks bro, clappin her cheekies so fast I’m like a bullet”
“Why don’t you gun my cheeks anymore :(“
by ShaddyDaddy September 15, 2019
Get the Gunning Cheeks mug.1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019
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