Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 24, 2011

Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 28, 2011

Beef

The size of a males dick

My girlfriend was soo impressed by my beef last night in bed.

by Sexual Conotations May 12, 2014

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

Beefing One Out

Slang Expression for Ejaculation

Person 1: "Did you get to finish?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I just got done beefing one out."

by EGPARTY September 13, 2016

beef stick

beef stick

beef stick?

by Jesus Chrib January 26, 2020

chipped beef with mayo

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010