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Bleach Bitch

A blonde that is a bitch.
Hey that bleach bitch was so rude.
by melkizzle July 6, 2009
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silver beach

silver beach is a small town at the jersey shore. it's only 4 blocks but is filled with young hot girls who know how to party and really hot lifeguards. it boarders normandy beach and chadwick beach.
p1- yoo dude is there any parties tonight?
p2- lets got to silver beach theres always mad parties there.
pq- yeah man and hot chicks!
by surrounding beach goerr February 20, 2009
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Newport beach

A place where there is a lot of wealth and the people can be snobby. Outsiders tend to get pissed at them because they work their ass off and it pays off. Ignorant people...
"hey i live in Newport beach"
(other guy whispers to friend) " rich bastard"
by An Asian Grom named Terrell February 5, 2013
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Buzzard Beach Syndrome

A common disease acquired by individuals that frequent the bar "Buzzard Beach", located in Westport (KCMO).

It's symptoms include:

--Thinking one is "tough" or "street" because they frequent the bar.

--Dying one's hair black and teasing it to great heights and then applying obscene amounts of eyeliner.

--Carrying around brass knuckles on one's keychain as to let the world know "not to fuck with you".

--Delusional thinking that involves superiority to the rest of the human race based on location of consumption of alcohol.

--The aquisition of mulitudes of extremely trendy tattoos and piercings.

--Passive agressively writing insults to other people that one considers "posers" (and who are most likely friends of the writer) on the walls of bar bathrooms. Usually, insults involve the words "poser, bitch, whore, cunt, cuntface, fucker, dirty, vag face" ect.

--Being too trendy for your own good. I.E: looking like one has walked right out of a Hot Topic ad.

--Wanting to fight EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, and always pussying out before the first blow is thrown.
"That girl you fucked last night has Buzzard Beach Syndrome and wrote that you were a bad lay on the bathroom wall in black sharpie last night."
by blackwidowkc December 15, 2008
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breacher

A turd that breaks or "breaches" the surface of the water in the toilet. Ideally without touching the sides although this variety is still a breacher it is refered to as the "leaner" variety.
How is your day going? Great, I had a breacher this morning!
by unsub April 2, 2005
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long beach island

lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
where you get this dank smizz.

Long Beach Island

I love that place, fuck a tourists there.
by mlpkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq December 25, 2008
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Bleach

Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.
Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)

This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!

See you and You Fucking Idiot!
by Mr. Pancy Fants September 16, 2016
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