Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

Cock Blaster

A bitch that loves to blast cocks, she doesn't give a shit whos dick she's blasting, as long as she is blasting dick she DON'T GIVE A SHIT about nothin'! When she's not blasting dick she's manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like Gold Rings and Necklaces. As long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) dick or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain't fuckin' arsed.

Sexy Jess: Hey baby can I have some money for my lunch?
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.

by MickTheTrushJohnson September 4, 2007

Blast

From the show Steve Harvey's big time, when two kids went on. If they gave it a good review it was a Holla, if the review was bad it was a Blast. Also has an action, a forward and down motion with your hands in gun shapes.

"Yea, we saw Daredevil, and we give it a BLAST!

by GregK April 15, 2004

master blast

1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).

1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.

by betty April 4, 2004

shotgun blast

A haircut that looks like you got shot in the back of the head.

Shotgun blasts on all the boys, and all the girls.

by Adubs April 6, 2004

Nigger shit kkk blaster

It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!

I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.

by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020

blast from the past

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating

i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!

by scotch egg January 5, 2005