Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 07, 2020
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Oral sex candy blast

When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.
James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.
by CaPi 2 August 21, 2022
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Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast

Popular among transfem and femboys, Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast is a drink that takes the essence of the beloved ikea shark plush and turns it into a drink fun for the whole family during shark week
Ruby the Transfem and Junebug the femboy were drinking Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast for shark week
by MashedPotato445 July 23, 2023
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Blast his ass Tommy

"Blast his ass Tommy"

Definition: What a person says when they have a strong sense of mob mentality within them, usually in conservative circles. This is in reference to the use of Thompson sub machine guns(also know as "Tommy gun" or "The Chicago typewriter") by mafia members during the mid to late 1900s.
Example1:"Breast feeding in public are ya missy? Blast her ass Tommy"

Example2:"Well well well, look at what we got here. A no good, blue pilled, unchristian, liberal degenerate. Blast his ass Tommy!"
by TheKingofFrogs February 16, 2018
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Finger Blasting Good Time

verb. from the origin words finger blast.
1. to go out and have a great night.

2. a phrase used before friends go out for the night to describe how the night is going to be fun and eventful.

3. a phrase used between friends before the party starts
1. Fuck yea, lets go out and have a finger blasting good time.
2. When Carla and Ryan get together they have a finger blasting good time.
3. When Marty met up with his girlfriend they had a finger blasting good time.
4. Lets get this finger blasting good time on the roll.
by danksauce420 November 11, 2009
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Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.
Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.
by Firenze Hawking March 26, 2013
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Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.
Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole
by Vincent1367 January 09, 2009
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