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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Old Firm Bird

When girls pretend to support rangers/Celtic on old firm day in hope of they boy the fancy will show them some sort of attention, usually noticeable by a Snapchat story saying fuck the pope or queen
She’s such an old firm bird
by Kryptt May 2, 2021
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Pedro T Bird

He is my bird
by Ijustlovemybird August 15, 2023
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a fish inside a birdcage

Someone who has all the skills and knowledge to thrive, but due to circumstance, their surroundings, and the people and things their surrounded by, they will likely never live up to their potential. They will often feel inferior and insecure because they don’t seem to fit in, and don’t have the same abilities as their peers.

A fish has all the qualities and abilities to survive and thrive, but are helpless out of water, that’s where the saying is supposed to mean on a literal level, but on a figurative level it means someone who has skills and abilities that may be unconventional or less socially acceptable, and are pressured to fit a mold that doesn’t work for them.
Alice is a fish inside a birdcage. She has incredible potential, but she hangs around shitty people who don’t support her, and she keeps trying to fit in where she doesn’t truly belong.
by TallWhiteDude October 12, 2023
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full bird

A colonel in the U.S. military, as the rank insignia is an eagle.
We'll be having a unit inspection by the full bird this week. Let's make sure we look sharp for Colonel Smith.
by Dan June 30, 2008
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The Mama Bird

When you are so wasted and making out with someone that you throw up in their mouth, much like a mother bird to her young.
Dude, I had like 8 shots of Jaeger and was making out with this girl. I was so wasted that I puked in her mouth. I totally gave that chick The Mama Bird.
by Cincy Dan October 10, 2008
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biddy

A biddy, simply put, is a girl. Not in a derogatory sense. If you are a girl, and are called this, do not take offense, as it is simply a joke, and not a bad thing in any way shape or form.

Right Mark?
guy, "Hey whats up biddy"
Girl, *laughing "Hey dude whats up!"
Guy, "not much wanna hang out?"
by CCOEaston March 10, 2011
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