IMA BATTA TO CUMMMMMM

A GAY NEGRO ABOUT TO CUUMMMMMMM

I LOVE THIS DILDO IMA BATTA TO CUMMMMMM

by come down to bustt February 2, 2023

Bitter Batter Bollocks

when something is complete rubbish or a fact is untrue. It also rolls of the tongue nicely

"mate that statistics is complete bitter batter bollocks"

by Coatesy_s May 6, 2023

Going To Battersea

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

by Kittae2 December 10, 2009

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

Spill the BooBoo Batter

When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her

Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*

by CaptainCosmos December 10, 2018

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014