battleaxe bisexual

epic ppl who fight bisexual erasure caused by the pansexual label
bisexuality has always been attraction regardless of gender
DON'T SPEAK OVER BISEXIES AND DON'T IGNORE BI HISTORY!

Vanessa: Did you know that Tobias dislikes the pansexual label?
Florian: Yep, he's a battleaxe bisexual. That's so epic.

by konamarona August 6, 2020

battle of the booties

Something Murphy Lee & Nelly made up to describe 2003's VMAs. Otherwise known as ATTACK OF GIRLS WERAING TOO SHORT SHORTS W/ TOO BIG BUTTS!

The female nominees will be cometing in battle of the booties.

by Britt August 28, 2006

battle rig

a PC that can play Tribes.

"Kevin is getting a new battle rig."

by mike November 20, 2004

battle talk

when two people are both telling stories at the same time and compete with volume and speed of talking until some one stops talking or some one's story ends.

We totally just battle talked for like a minute.

by Mallory Long December 9, 2008

Batman that Woman

This occurs when two retards attempt to Superman that Ho.

Fred didn't know exactly what sex was, or "how that works", but nevertheless he attempted to Batman that Woman by throwing a towel over her.

by Jarvis T. Wiggles October 30, 2008

Batmask

The batmask is performed by stretching the skin from your scrotum over an unsuspecting victims eyes, preferrably when theyre asleep, If performed correctly ,It will resemble the old school batman mask from the 1970s, For extra credit shave your ballhair.

I wanted some ass, but my bitch passed out, so I batmasked Her instead!

by ChuckNorris666 April 3, 2010

BATMS

Bad Ass T-Mac Story. Usually involves getting blackout drunk and doing something really stupid. The infamous Chicago story is the ultimate BATMS.

BATMS:

T-Mac: Dude, I got so fucking wasted last night that I punched a child in the face and jumped out the window of a 6 story building. It was awesome.

by chillbrotle November 8, 2010