Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.

by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018

go bathe

another term for "whatever" meaning joking or being silly.

Bihh, go bathe!

by upsonlee February 13, 2018

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018

Reverse Bathfart

When a woman farts in the bath, and instead of the bubble floating upwards, it slips back into the woman's vagina.

"Have you ever had a reverse bathfart? I've heard it's quite pleasurable."

by CreamyCrackers May 13, 2018

Cat Bath

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018

Orange Bath

The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff

“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”

by Handof October 15, 2018