backshots

to be hit from the back so hard it sounds like bullets pouring out a MAC-11. BAH! BAH! BAH! Ogs know the drill.

“Damn his shit was soooo good...I took them backshots like a champ.”

by moistpickles May 12, 2019

back-tits

The rolls of fat that resemble breasts on a fat person's back. Ususally located at each shoulder blade, resembling fat tits on their back.

Dude's got serious back-tits.

by supo pedo June 27, 2006

backstage passenger

any lurker who has somehow made backstage at a show without being affiliated with anyone in one of the bands, or crew, or club staff. A person that is backstage without a backstage pass.

Hey, who drank all the beer? I think it was that backstage passenger, who brought him back here anyhow?

by r the p June 22, 2008

Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013

backseat dm

The "backseat dm" or "backseat dungeon master" brings a thoroughly marked and noted rulebook, and is quick to jump in whenever a rule is broken or ignored.
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving

Player 1: That's not really how it's done, but I'll allow it.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.

by shieldswinger May 15, 2018

Backside Turbulence

A sexual position often leveraged when available space does not allow for a typical "North-South" thrusting motion from behind. The BT receiver moves vigorously in an "East-West" motion while the giver remains steadfastly inserted, thereby enabling intense gratification for both parties. Airline restrooms and small shower stalls lend themselves well to BT.

Wanna join the mile high club? I do but there's barely enough room for both of us in there, it'll never work. Plenty of space backside turbulence.

by Orekansas November 15, 2021

Bubbler BackSplash

The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.

Dude, Joe's bong is so small I get Bubbler BackSplash every time I smoke out of it.

by kejo66 December 28, 2007