Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

Gigaschnack Attack

A distant cousin of the BigMac Attack, a Gigaschnack Attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume massive quantities of low quality highly processed vending machine food.

Abbr. GSA

Person 1"Hey are going to get dinner tonight?"

Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"

Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"

Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"

by SCL202 March 18, 2011

tag attack

When the tag or edge of a blanket, pillow, etc. rubs against your leg/arm while you are sleeping, and it feels like there is something with multiple pairs of legs crawling on you, causing you to freak out, have a mini heart/panic attack, and wake up. One of the top ten worst ways to be woken up.

Duuuude, I just got tag attacked:/
What's a tag attack?
You know...when the tag on your blanket rubs against your leg when you're sleeping and you have a mini heart attack because you thought it was like a bug or something.

by It Matters? April 7, 2011

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

by castaneda July 16, 2011

Batt Attack

When anything battery powered suddenly dies.

Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.

Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.

by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011

Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie May 12, 2012

Backwards Attack

When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.

You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.

by BostonX November 4, 2013