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the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions
Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast
by Calibra August 12, 2016
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Bat Wing

The booger that gets stuck in the front corner part of your nostril facing inward.
Sarah "Damn it was hard work getting that bat wing out of my nose."
Jillian "Yeah I hate how they stretch across in a triangle shape and make your nose feel all funny."
by SlowLikeHoney August 14, 2008
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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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hip bat

To have sex without regard for the comfort of the partner.
We're so into it, we're hip batting all night long and now I'm having trouble walking.
by sTmykal October 17, 2014
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phat bat

(question) you going out tonight?
(answer) no, just going to phat bat.
by pillsa February 4, 2008
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Bat-Licker

A term that defines people who refuse to wear a mask or take necessary precautions during the Covid-19 Pandemic. It is a derivation of the word "Rat-Licker" from the bubonic-plague period, which yields a similar meaning.

It may also be used for a more appropriate term than Anti-Maskers; Referencing the supplementing definition made by "Sheldon :)"
-- "Look at that Bat-Licker dude!"
-- "You'd think a Rat-Licker would've taught us something..."
by Xeryxoz August 20, 2020
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