ain't no such things as halfway crooks 

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

ain't no such things as halfway crooks by timhoe December 15, 2020

G.A.S. 

Meaning 'give a shit' in a situation when one doesn't care.

Denise: you are going to break that vase your auntie bought you if you keep throwing that rubber band ball about.
J.P: G.A.S., it cost like 50 cents.

Lafondra: boy, you better get ya'll ass back here now or you ain't gettin' no pussy time.
Desean: G.A.S. chitch, ya'll pussy smell like fish anyways.

G.A.S. by Fjallraven February 22, 2014

F.A.S.

Feline Assassination Squad. A non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. F.A.S. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. Cats that are dealt with by F.A.S. are usually never heard from again. F.A.S. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to "do what needs to be done" to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. To join please submit a resume at your nearest F.A.S. headquarters.

F.A.S. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats

F.A.S. by SlothTAS July 25, 2009

sick as fuck 

something that is really quite disgusting.

Look, that kid is picking his nose and eating it, gross thats sick as fuck.

sick as fuck by dk3 January 5, 2004

Shit As Fuck

Used to describe the state of something, whether as how it looks or otherwise.

"Hey mate, hows your computer?"
"Yeah not bad, looks shit as fuck with the wires and stuff though"
"Fair enough"
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"Can you believe him?"
"Damn, that's shit as fuck."

Shit As Fuck by claw106 November 7, 2018

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

g.a.s. [gas] 

Acronym for "good ass shit"; very good

Trust me baby, I wouldn't send it to you if it weren't some g.a.s. gas.

g.a.s. [gas] by Shiznito Bim Bam Snip Snap Nat April 6, 2006