Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

On his arse

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .

He was on his arse, fucked off tequila

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

dooks arse

To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.

Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.

by keithlad December 31, 2004