Patrick

Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls

Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away

by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Patrick

Ren’s sexy boyfriend.

Wassup Patrick?

by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

Patrick

A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.

Patrick

by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022