Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom

Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

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Tom Warren

- An attention seeker who tries to have banter with the alpha males but forgets to know his place.

"Hey you know that guy? He's a real Tom Warren"
"Very true, he does seem to seek a lot of attention. And since his sister gets more attention than him, I can see why he's a Tom Warren"

by Big yikss December 12, 2019

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Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.

Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

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fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

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Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

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tom-bate

Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things.
i. Boost their own ego.
ii. Get revenge on they're partner.
iii. Make themselves feel wanted.

This can also include passionately kissing they're ex boyfriend or girlfriends, close friends, this will usuallys be under the influence of alcohol.

pronounced - TOM-BAIT

2Dude, that guy is a total tom-bate!"

"Stay away from him I've heard he fucks up friendships, what a tom-bate."

by im-not-a-tombater June 30, 2009

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