zombie poke 

getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.

tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her

zombie poke by hymen123456 May 7, 2009

Zombie run. 

Dressing up as a zombie and running around town down, or somewhere busy, while acting like a zombie and following people. its fucking annoying.

dude 1 : ZOMG A ZOMBIE
dude 2 : hell naw, its just nut case teens on a zombie run.

Zombie run. by uhmya September 19, 2009

Zombie Eyes 

When the flash on your camera make all your photos look like you're a deer in the headlights. These bright orbs for eyes, instead of your pupils.

" In every single picture from Christina's 30th Birthday, she looks like she has zombie eyes, all you see is 2 bright white glowing orbs in place of her pupils, CREEPY!"

Zombie Eyes by TheChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012

Turners Lizard Zombie 

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Turners Lizard Zombie by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

Zombie Piñata 

Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.

Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man

Zombie Piñata by Zombie Piñata God August 31, 2009

zombie sauce 

The goo inside zombies.

Holy shit, you're covered in zombie sauce!

zombie sauce by Zombie Master July 14, 2006

zombie 

something that is brainless,will put anything in its mouth,and limps, and if it weren't green it could be easilly mistaken for a peg legged college girl.

college guy:Dude that limpy chick at that party last night was totally all up in my business
college guy 2:wait.. was that the green one?
college guy:yeah
college guy 2:that was a zombie, man..
college guy:whatd you say? the lines breaking up.. oh hey shes at my door see you tomorrow dude *hangs up*

zombie by zombie romancer July 29, 2009