widower

A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved.

by Matatat. November 25, 2009

Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019

windork

A programming n00b who's only talent is jocking Microsoft.

Scott: Screw you guys, I'm going over to my other programming chat room.

Snell: Whateva Windork.

by dqsnell99 December 23, 2006

gaming widow

A person who considers their husband/wife/significant other pays more attention to gaming (online games, MMORPG, console games etc) than they do to them. Therefore making them a widow.

My husband gamed all night last night, I am sick of being a gaming widow.

by widowQ July 24, 2006

windows toss time

The time just after you login when windows is actually started you have icons and can move the mouse around but can't actually do anything because the mouse clicks don't register and no applications open.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.

I just got windows (version here) and the windows toss time is so much worse then the previous version.

I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.

by MrFred June 19, 2006

Widowmaker

A defense character from overwatch. Formerly known as Amelie Lacroix, Widowmaker is one of the three snipers in overwatch (at the moment). Her skin is blue because of Talon, the terrorist organization that kidnapped and reprogrammed her to be.. well, Widowmaker. Her heart was slowed so that she didnt feel human emotion. Age 33, from Annecy, France.

That level 33 widowmaker shot me out of the sky! They're probably using an alt account,,

by honkle my bonkle February 22, 2017

windows server 2003

An extremely stable and rock solid server operating system that is surprisingly made by microsoft. This software may allow windows to compete with linux and other better server OS's.

Bob: Hey man, I didn't know Windows Server 2003 was made my Microsoft!
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.

by Setag Llib September 5, 2005