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The Sperm Whaler

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 22, 2008
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Whale hunting

The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.
Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.
by busted hyman July 13, 2009
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Whiley

The name you give someone who tries to do things right or in his favor but screws up horrible. You know, like Whiley Coyote.
by Midnitesun November 7, 2003
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Whale

usually a fat bitchy female, sometimes could be a fat male, but is commonly used towards overweight females
Arnold: Dude, i can't believe that new fat chick, Dana, constantly kept talking shit to Sheena, she's such a whale.
by Carlnator30 October 2, 2010
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Land Whale

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006
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Whalecum

When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum
Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum
by wristsicicle May 20, 2017
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White Whale

The term used for a someone you would love to fuck but know you will never get a chance.
I would love to fuck my wife's sister even though i never will have the chance, shes my white whale.
by Ryder "Danger" Sturt February 3, 2007
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