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waffle stomper

noun - someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to stomp it down the drain.
All the stalls were full, so Tina, being the waffle stomper she is, had to man up and take a dump in the shower.
by bdams the original December 12, 2008
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wafer

another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser
yo man your sutch a wafer.
by THT KID June 6, 2010
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rainbow waffle

1. Eating out a girl with a blue waffle on her period.
person one: How was that rainbow waffle?

person two: GROSSSS!!
by john skid August 20, 2010
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WAFD

Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.
On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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waffle

When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.
Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.
by shootz January 28, 2005
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Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010
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french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.
You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.
by Ginzso June 26, 2008
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