vagina muffin 

Function: noun
Plural Form: vagina muffins
Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)

1: A tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

1: I had to check my vagina muffin to see if it needed to be changed.

vagina muffin by raygee July 1, 2004

Vagina Jelly 

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.

I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.

Vagina Jelly by tophieCC September 3, 2009

vagina chips 

potato chips

background: originated as a term to describe chips that have fallen down the front of a girl's jeans, but eventually came to mean all types of potato chips, whether they had fallen into the vagina or not.

I love those vagina chips along with my sandwich at lunch!

vagina chips by Daniel March 10, 2005

vagina denial 

when a woman is pursuing an object of desire and is denied by the presence of a third party. This is the female equivalent of a 'cockblock.'

Sally likes Dom, but when she goes to talk to Dom, Rosey brings her a vodka and cranberry juice and asks about her period pains. (Most probably - Rosie wants Dom; or even Sally herself. Sally does not get Dom. This is... Vagina Denial.)

vagina denial by Dom Aloi December 31, 2010

Vagina year 

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.

Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"

Vagina year by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011

Vagina Sanditis 

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

Vagina Sanditis by PitArea51 April 6, 2011

Vagina Popped 

To be popped in the vaginal area

Sunday just got Vagina Popped

Vagina Popped by Poet Girl 96 June 29, 2011