When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
by Porkbrains November 5, 2013
Get the turkey sweeper mug.The pause one takes before actually downing a double-shot of Wild Turkey bourbon.
May involve thinking about the double-shot. Bracing oneself for the impending 'harsh' taste. Usually involves 'big drinkers' or Beercap Olympians who say 'ahhhhhh!!!' after drinking the last remnant of any drink.
See also: Beercap Olympian
May involve thinking about the double-shot. Bracing oneself for the impending 'harsh' taste. Usually involves 'big drinkers' or Beercap Olympians who say 'ahhhhhh!!!' after drinking the last remnant of any drink.
See also: Beercap Olympian
Dan found himself in deep turkemplation as he realized all eyes were on him, and he had no apple cider chaser.
by Paul Z. Ated March 4, 2014
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Vagina with extra skin
by pooknboi November 18, 2014
Get the turkey waffle mug.Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!
Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
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by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
Get the turkey skipper mug.by wwx822 July 15, 2014
Get the turkey basterd mug."Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."
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