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Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.
Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
by C. Alice November 24, 2014
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turd rocket

a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.
Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
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Brock Turner

Verb. to rape someone. Named after Brock 'the rapist' turner. The Stanford rapist-turned-swimmer-but-still-a-rapist who raped an innocent unconcious young woman and dumped her behind the dumpster.

Noun. Can also be used as a noun to refer to someone as a piece of shit, a disgusting human being, a cum-soaked shit stain, and of course as a rapist.
Verb. Stacy was visiting her sister at the Stanford campus and got brock turned at a party

Noun. Johnathan stole 16,000 from his cancer struck grandmother, what a brock turner.
by alandeformedabout June 8, 2019
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Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.
by TonyF June 17, 2008
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will turner

Bloom, Orlando: Protype of Perfect Male.

Created: information not accesable
Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner

Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent,

Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs

Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful

Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
"I practice 3 hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it."
by BookCrazy77 February 5, 2004
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turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.
by antonio bovine November 19, 2007
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turdally

A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"
by Will Bradford June 30, 2008
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