A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.
Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"
Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"
"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"
"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"
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Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
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Verb. to rape someone. Named after Brock 'the rapist' turner. The Stanford rapist-turned-swimmer-but-still-a-rapist who raped an innocent unconcious young woman and dumped her behind the dumpster.
Noun. Can also be used as a noun to refer to someone as a piece of shit, a disgusting human being, a cum-soaked shit stain, and of course as a rapist.
Noun. Can also be used as a noun to refer to someone as a piece of shit, a disgusting human being, a cum-soaked shit stain, and of course as a rapist.
Verb. Stacy was visiting her sister at the Stanford campus and got brock turned at a party
Noun. Johnathan stole 16,000 from his cancer struck grandmother, what a brock turner.
Noun. Johnathan stole 16,000 from his cancer struck grandmother, what a brock turner.
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Created: information not accesable
Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner
Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent,
Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs
Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful
Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
Created: information not accesable
Creator: Bootstrap Bill Turner
Specs (Standard Model): Stands 5'11; body is long, lithe, muscular; includes three unique identifying marks: a sun on the lower abdomen; an Elvish symbol on the inside of the right forearm; and long surgical scar on the back. Head includes thick, brown curls, expressive brown eyes (w/extra long eyelashes), small amounts of facial fair, pink lips, dimples. Speaks with cultured Southern British accent,
Additional Styles: rugged baggy shirt with rather tight pants, boots, sword, bucket of water of men smelling of pigs
Personality Features: romantic, headstrong, resourceful
Warning: subject may resort to self-sacrifice to save the woman he loves, may also do something stupid from time to time.
by BookCrazy77 February 5, 2004
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by antonio bovine November 19, 2007
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Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".
Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.
The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".
Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.
The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."
2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"
3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."
2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"
3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"
by Will Bradford June 30, 2008
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