todo

To suck your toes while you take a dump.

DUDE, eliz gave me the best todo while i layed out a shit last night.

by EZandLC May 30, 2006

Todd

Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.

This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch

by craig_sucks July 3, 2014

Todd

A dumbass that thinks he's funny

Stop being a Todd

by Asshole156 November 21, 2015

Toddler

A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.

Man dude you are a Toddler.

by Zodiacbayarea March 8, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

toddler

when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure

when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure

by timmer39 April 30, 2008

Todd

Todd is the type of guy that would write a love letter to himself. The only way he can get a date is to lie... about everything.

Todd can suck a fat one.

by nuggetopoop February 14, 2017