Toilet

A brave soldier whos only purpose in life is dispose of nuclear waste.

I haven't used the bathroom in a while, well off to the toilet.

by Doddman July 7, 2010

Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005

toilet

a woman's ass; her derrierre

Check her out -- nice toilet!

by JohnnyFlame May 13, 2005

toilet seat sanchez

when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.

I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.

by Zach Lyons December 17, 2004

Tabletops

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!

by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006

coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

by JPZ November 1, 2006

Toylet

Word referring to the rumored concept that GM was planning to build with Toyota years ago. Seeing the quality of the two companies, people referred to a half-TOYota, half-chevroLET concept to be a Toylet.

That Toylet's only good for one thing...

by Tilk November 19, 2003