The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

genshin christmas family

a group of genshin fans.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.

Me: *has a raiden shogun with a christmas hat as my profile picture*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*

by im just getting the milk November 22, 2022

Merry Christmas Kyle

Merry Christmas Kyle is the root of the sentence “My names Shity Niggas, Yo Kyle”

“ Merry Christmas Kyle” can be use as a joke or as a comeback to Kyle

by Loxnezzz August 16, 2022

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

Crush Clit Christmas

A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.

You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas

by Fireninja188 November 9, 2018

Christmas Party of 2021

A party at the end of the horrible year of 2020 and 2021 to celebrate the ending of the 'Covid Year'. In this party we all enjoy and relish to celebrate the probable decline of COVID-19.

Hey Bro you coming to the Christmas Party of 2021?

by TweetTheOriginal November 23, 2021