Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023
Get the Fort Kevin Longmug. by dame quick October 17, 2019
Get the lome long timemug. A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
Get the long distance whoremug. by Ogwiener October 24, 2019
Get the Long pee-peemug. by musicishigh November 7, 2016
Get the As long as the trees growmug. by WreckingBar June 24, 2021
Get the Long Island salutemug. Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
Get the Long Range Lateralsmug.