bruh moment

when someone says something that is stupid, you have a bruh moment.

someone: *says something dumb*

me: bruh moment

by an epic gamer February 3, 2019

Mobile Moment

Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.

Dad had a mobile moment when he forgot how to tie his bowtie last week, but luckily YouTube came through for him.

by diGi_Digi_GuRu July 15, 2014

pause moment

1.A brief moment of silence to ponder(think about) the sexual content of something that was said.

Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)

2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.

3. Can be used to replace no homo.

1."Gosh Shawn you always give me the best tasting juice." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment

2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."

3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment

by Radon Killer February 20, 2009

blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important

ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol

by rmawills September 26, 2003

Funny Moment

Any occurrence that one can derive some sort of humor from. Often used in the context of Family Guy clips on YouTube, usually to mock the prevalence of the phrase "Funny Moments" in the titles of said uploads.

Peter Griffin: (farts on Meg) Hehehehehe
Family Guy YouTuber: Yep. That's a funny moment.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 18, 2018

Denny's Moment

When one feels a sudden onset of the need to take a shit - when you know the escape of feces is eminent. (Such as after eating poorly prepared food at say, a Denny's Restraunt)

"Oh fuck... let's go, i gotta get home - i just had a Denny's Moment.."

by ClarenceT September 27, 2003