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Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by Mistahtom@aol.com June 11, 2006
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texas redbone

when you are having hardcore violent sex with alison, and she bleeds all the way through to her tail bone. originated from texas.
urgh alison is such a dirty hussy, she just did a texas redbone
by fraser mcdonald March 2, 2009
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Texas Cheeseburger

A prank involving a 400 threadcount pillowcase filled with diarrhea (soft stool). Typically a prank common to the Houston area and especially among sororities.
My Kappa Kappa sister gave her boyfriend a Texas Cheeseburger as an anniversary present after he got drunk and pooped in her closet last year.
by T-Winner July 10, 2009
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Texas nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make the state of texas an independant nation or in other words to seceed from the U.S.
John is in the texas nationalist movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2010
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tenise

Cute, sweet, looks innocent but is a DEVIL in the bed. She is underrated but she is a gift from the heavens. Dont sleep on her petite physique, shes holding. She matches well with guys named Ron. You'd be lucky to find yourself a Tenise.
Boy 1: How was it last night?
Boy 2: Mannn, shorty had that Tenise...
by The Lover Boy R August 1, 2018
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Texas

A whole lot of nothing.

In some places:
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it.

In other places:
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.

Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)

White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
by Coolon September 5, 2008
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Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.
Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot
by Splooge April 17, 2006
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