Splooge's definitions

Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.

Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot

by Splooge April 17, 2006

Slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

When you drink bird poo

I can't believe jerald slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

by Splooge December 21, 2016

Gorilla

Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.

I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.

by Splooge April 7, 2005

splooge bucket

-a hot tub in an apartment bucket

-hey...do u want to go to the splooge bucket tonight?

by splOOge July 1, 2004

geterdone

Larry the Cable Guy on Blue Collar TV uses this as a sort of catchphrase. It's meaning is pretty much universal, but is mostly used as a way of agreeing with something enthusiastically.

Son: Hey Dad, do I plug in the leaf blower now?
Dad: GETERDONE!

Dude1: Dude, that chick is so hawt!
Dude2: GETERDONE!

Host: Table for 2?
Married Couple: GETERDONE!

by Splooge September 16, 2004

Beef Tower

An extremely large erect cock.

SUCK MY BEEF TOWER, BIYATCH! Yeah!

by Splooge November 16, 2004