Splooge's definitions

splooge bucket

-a hot tub in an apartment bucket

-hey...do u want to go to the splooge bucket tonight?

by splOOge July 1, 2004

geterdone

Larry the Cable Guy on Blue Collar TV uses this as a sort of catchphrase. It's meaning is pretty much universal, but is mostly used as a way of agreeing with something enthusiastically.

Son: Hey Dad, do I plug in the leaf blower now?
Dad: GETERDONE!

Dude1: Dude, that chick is so hawt!
Dude2: GETERDONE!

Host: Table for 2?
Married Couple: GETERDONE!

by Splooge September 16, 2004

Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.

Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot

by Splooge April 17, 2006

Slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

When you drink bird poo

I can't believe jerald slurpyturpy with a bit of birby

by Splooge December 21, 2016

Gorilla

Throwing pubic shavings onto a girl's chest after shooting your load on her. Results in said girl's manic attempts to pull off shavings thereby mimicking the chest poundings of an angry gorilla.

I pulled the gorilla last night and am once again single.

by Splooge April 7, 2005

Beef Tower

An extremely large erect cock.

SUCK MY BEEF TOWER, BIYATCH! Yeah!

by Splooge November 16, 2004