Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!

She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

by Dooley July 12, 2006

tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006

target fixation

1) When you are watching something so intensely that you comletely ignore all hazards or obstacles around you and collide with one of them

2) When you are watching something you are trying to avoid so intensely that you forget that you are trying to avoid it, you accidentaly collide with it.

Happens a lot in video games.

Person A: Dude, at break I was trying to avoid getting scolded by Mr. Miller, but I was so busy looking at him I realized I was walking straight into him.

Person B: Haha, thats target fixation!

by ???...!!! March 1, 2009

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".

You're such a tardfarmer!

by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tarpa

A Tarp (short for tarpaulin) combined with a Parka. Basically, a warm blanket-lined tarp suitable for you and several friends to run around outdoor music festivals in, hammered, while staying warm and dry.

Get the Tarpa! It's fucking freezing out here and I just found the Vodka. The night is young!!

by urbanndn September 9, 2009

Tarijuana

Beauitiful Marijuana Hybrid. Tari And Marijuana Greatest Two Things In The World.(:

Tarijuana So Fine.

by Kieler(: February 22, 2011