tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.

by sslayde September 12, 2020

Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

by YAWA September 22, 2020

Twonka bar

Absolute twat. A mix between a twonk (family friendly version of twat) and a wonka bar. Friendly insult

Person 1: yo this person shagged my mum
Person 2: what a twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 15, 2021

twentytwosome

When 22 people are having sex at the same time with 21 of them being the same sex. a twentytwosome is impossible and should not be attempted.

"dude I just had a twentytwosome" "there's no way that's impossible"

by terrablade04 January 17, 2021

Twonkatron

This word means a retarded dumbass

This niggas a twonkatron

by thisisnotjalen February 2, 2021

twirlanta

GD claimed Atlanta term made up by choos from NY

this twirlanta nigga

by 98g9g98g May 5, 2021

Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021