toolsome

Someone who is, dresses or acts like a tool.

My brother is so Toolsome! Those rings, that gay trucker vest and the Bluetooth headset that seems to be glued to his ears!

by Jendelion August 11, 2025

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali September 7, 2007

browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 6, 2010

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015