Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.

Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

tom nook

give me those fucking knies

give it tom nook

by not jack abrams May 15, 2020

TOM AND INDI

lovers who wont admit it. They both know they love each other but are too scared to admit it. They would make a great couple because they like each other and they will be super cute together.

oMG its a Tom and Indi! So cute!

by couplemaker14264912836432 November 6, 2019

Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom

Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

tom gallo

this absolutely amazing guy who is without a doubt the perfect boyfriend

girl to boyfriend: "you should be more like tom gallo."

by trinuhh January 31, 2009