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Big Steve 

Any man that is named Big Steve should never be near you.
I was walking down a dark alley, and then Big Steve showed up out of nowhere and grabbed me! He pushed me against the wall and immediately took out his 12 inch dildo and stuffed it into my mouth as he grinned evily. With his machete, he began cutting my pants until they fell off and proceeded to fondle my ass. I let out a muffled yell, but it was no use. Before I could try to defend myself, he had already slid his hard rod into my tight hole. I shut my eyes tightly and groaned as he pumped his steel into my ass, and he was loving it. Finally he shot a huge load into my ass and he pulled out, sliding the dildo out of my mouth and handing me my torn pants.

"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
Big Steve by Chicky Baby August 24, 2006
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Little Steve 

the annoying guy in your class who raises his hand to ask irrelevant questions, questions to which the answers are blindingly obvious, or to argue with the teacher for extended periods of time when he's wrong
Little Steve by Selome May 8, 2007

Adam and Steve 

Derogatory term used by some Christians to announce their disapproval of sexual relationships between 2 men.
God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Adam and Steve by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

gay steve yens 

having a small furry penis incapable of rising.
Boy, look at his gay steve yens. it's so funny.

Crusty Steve 

The act of ejaculating on a girl's face, and letting it dry. Once dry she peels it off and eats it.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?

Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.

Tickley Steve 

All he wants to do is tickle you with his big... hairy... man fingers. If you ever are alone with him, RUN THE FUCK AWAY
I heard tickley steve isn't allowed near most elementary schools anymore because he seems "too" enthusiastic about helping the kids...

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs 

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition