Skip to main content

Satan

Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.

He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
mugGet the Satan mug.

Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
mugGet the Satanic Panic mug.

Štaman

A man that holds this surname is haunted by spirits and very unusual beings
Wow thats a štaman he is seeing ghosts
by Žoni69 August 3, 2024
mugGet the Štaman mug.

Štaman

A man that holds this surname is haunted by spirits and very unusual beings
Wow thats a ghost thank god im a štaman so i see
by Žoni69 August 3, 2024
mugGet the Štaman mug.

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
mugGet the Satan’s muzzleloader mug.

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
mugGet the satanic panic mug.

Satan’s Tree Rat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
by thefarmersson November 8, 2023
mugGet the Satan’s Tree Rat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email