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tolkien squared

something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat
"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"
by Cryonaka October 19, 2014
mugGet the tolkien squaredmug.

Square phone

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE
by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020
mugGet the Square phonemug.

Yellow square

Bob: look its a yellow square
by deception2 December 22, 2023
mugGet the Yellow squaremug.

squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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Square Bitch

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
mugGet the Square Bitchmug.

D squared

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.
by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019
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Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019
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