spidaddle

a weird turkish food that is commonly spat out by homosexual oregonians. in reality, it was probably just old baklava. the world may never know.

hellow sir, may i interest you in some fine spidaddle?

by spidaddleman October 2, 2018

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Spider-Man

Bryce. Just Bryce.

Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.

by Asian Rady February 18, 2019

spidey-sync

The act of a person photo/video editing oneself, whether it be without or in a Spiderman oriented suit, into the simulation of video games and other fabricated elements to substitute the character (Spiderman) for a designated pose or desired action. "Spidey-syncing" can also attribute to the cause of "harmonizing" oneself around or in cooperation with the event, conversation, fighting, action etc. to impose the illusion of the person and Spiderman realistically collaborating with each other.

" I spent all night using photoshop to spidey-sync my character, Veloci into the Demon fight scenes of the new Marvel Spiderman game. I'm uploading the photos to my Instagram in the morning so everyone can see Spidey and Veloci fuckin' shit up. "

by Silver Sigma Sovereign February 22, 2019

Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019